i suck at flirting. i be like, “is that so?”

smells like an overspending at target and starbucks kinda day

you're in his dms, he gave me anxiety and trust issues he's all yours

Y’all I HOLLERED 😂😂😂😂

everytime I think I found my person Jesus hits me in the back of the head with His Jerusalem flip flops

I’m sorry my feelings are hurt because you pursued me first, told me what I wanted to hear, listened to the things others did to me, made my walls come down, and then did exactly what you said you wouldn’t— that wasn’t gangster of me

my culture is not your costume

I’d do some foul shit for a back rub…

Men lie so bad Adam probably ate that apple and blamed Eve

Being girlfriend material but only being attracted to daytrash cowboys is a hard life but someone’s gotta do it

I hope my future husband knows I’m one expensive woman.

normalize hanging up on your parents when they try to ruin your day..click..goodbye

NFR diet: breakfast - iced coffee lunch - 12,000 steps dinner - steak and champagne

this 46° weather has me rolling my windows down at 8 in the morning

Since y’all seem to like these so much, here’s another one for ya.

“you look happier.” thanks, it’s God.

why do y’all merge perfectly at chick-fil-a but not on the highway