It is 82 in my house. If you need me I’ll be mimicking crying since I already sweated out my tears

My house is 85 degrees. I can’t find my comfort water bottle. If you see me throwing a temper tantrum don’t worry about it okay.

The fact my anger levels are almost at what they were for 12 hours yesterday and I haven’t even gotten to work yet Really can’t be good for my neck muscles

Messages from CMTI this week: “Camp in Florida state parks, not the left lane” “On Columbus Day discover your turn signal”

In case the weekend needed to be worse the higher entities decided the apocalypse had to happen and literally decided to open the earth for the last 5 hours Tune into if I can even get home after work 🫠

Happy four year my love ❤️

Michael tried to skip Promiscuous and I can’t even

“We are distinguished women. We read our porn” - girls night 2025

I AM SO PROUD OF MY GRADUATE BBG ILYSM Ha-nanah - Hannah * Meg generated photo to preserve school or location identifying features

A 911 staffing crisis was not on my Bingo card this year. Pretty sure it’s not on my Bingo card next yet too

So I have this problem I need to figure out the numbers for shitty things that stress me out So in case any one was wondering, 16 people have quit from my job in the last 6 months 🫠

Merry Crisis! And remember kids, Santa coming down the chimney is Christmas magic Someone dressed like Santa is a burglary so call that shit in

Time to redownload Duolingo to get bullied by a bird 🥲

29 going on 55 with with mf neck pain Send a walker. Or an ambulance

No holiday is complete without crying, raging, then crying some more in a 30 minute drive to work But hey I got to draw dumb little hearts on my face today Happy valentines kids

Upgraded to a king size bed and I still only get the edge. This shits rigged yo

Anytime a man tell you to text him if you need something Don’t believe him

“Do you know what girls and noodles have in common? They both wiggle when I eat them” - the 73 yom who keeps walking up with bad pick up lines

My experience playing Pokemon Pokopia.

The amount of times I’ve cried today, and the fact they weren’t really good reasons to, I think has really set the mood for work tonight. I just wanna play pokopia instead man