“lets go to target” me:

This picture is a real life snapshot of Ezra’s face when I pick him up and start giving him compliments

If Ezra knew how many times I blamed him when asking for an extension on assignments

All my friends better be READY to be invited to something like this

I hate Spotify wrapped season

Conspiracy theory: we did not all listen to this much Taylor she just pays for these rankings

Yesterday I came across a pile of confetti left in the hallway presumably by a student celebrating the end of finals. I have not stopped thinking about it since. Who did they expect to clean it up? My new parenting goal is to make sure Ezra isn’t this person.

Was Christ goal-oriented? This is a concept I’ve seen come up a couple times today coming from undergrads.

Thanks to all the girlies out there making it easy to Google “what time does the Super Bowl start?”

Unfortunately I’ve reached the age where I think Talbots is kinda cute

Someone have a baby so we can go halfsies on a dehydrator

Every time I drive past someone getting pulled over I think about the time I was on a date and my date saw a cop car, panicked, and asked me to drive because he was so stressed. And I just went along with it ??? So anyway

I need to sit in a little camping chair at a tiny winery and listen to a bluegrass band made up of 40 year old men

Lately I’ve really been feeling like dying my hair in someone’s bathroom would fix all my prob

I need to start practicing leave no trace with the inside of my car

Social work programs will have you writing essays on self care at the same that you’re doing 24 hours of unpaid labor a week