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Things are about to get a little Rated R on here now that I'm here.

I'm the greatest superstar in this INDUSTRY. I'm going to accomplish EVERYTHING in ELITE VIRTUAL WRESTLING COMPANY (PARODY/ROLEPLAY.). The Rated R era... has begun.

THIS... this is the face of the guy who's going to take every opportunity he can get, I'm going to make sure that I turn the ELITE VIRTUAL WRESTLING COMPANY (PARODY/ROLEPLAY.) world title rated R.

Seriously?... You're still alive?...

Despite the fact that I don't get the RESPECT I deserve... I still earn opportunities, and win every night... why? Because I'm Edge, and that's just what I've done my entire career.

Real cute, Mick... REAL CUTE. I don't care about you! As a matter of fact, I only care about what I did to you... should we play a recap for the most BRUTAL match of your career?... which was against the TRUE hardcore legend, ME.

WHO did I leave a bloody flaming mess in the middle of the ring at Wrestlemania 22? @4FacesOfFoley... I might need your help with this poll.

I'm not a punk, I'm an opportunist. I saw an opportunity to HUMILIATE you and show the fans that you're not as good as everybody thinks you are... and that's exactly what I did. It's simple, Mick! No matter how good you were, I've always been better.

My only Idol is me. I know that nobody is as good as me, nor are they as smart as me! Youre only popular because you got your ass kicked, and you're known for taking pain. Your most iconic matches are ones you lost. Mind games 1996? Lost. King of the ring 1998? Lost. Wm 22? LOST.

《𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝓂𝑜𝓈𝓉 𝓋𝒾𝒸𝒾𝑜𝓊𝓈 𝓈𝓊𝓅𝑒𝓇𝓈𝓉𝒶𝓇 𝒾𝓃 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒲𝒲𝐸》 --------------------------------------------------------- 14x world champion. 2x Royale Rumble winner. Youngest World Heavyweight Champion in history. Tag Partner: 𝙐𝙇𝙏𝙄𝙈𝘼𝙏𝙀 𝙊𝙋𝙋𝙊𝙍𝙏𝙐𝙉𝙄𝙎𝙏 - PARODY. -More Info Below-

Well, EVERYBODY gets lucky at least once! NOBODY cares about when you win. We all know you're a loser! Even the WWE know you're a loser. It's why the people cheer you! You're the worlds... biggest... loser. Nobody can even name an iconic match that YOU won, other than you.

You're REALLY bragging about having your ear thrown away?... And having BLOOD spill out of you? What's wrong with you? If I were to brag... I'd mention how I'm an 11x world champion, and a 2x royal rumble winner, and how I'm just simply... the best.

Finally, somebody who's ACTUALLY talented. You see, I've always found you impressive! You're the youngest world champion in HISTORY... which is EXACTLY why I think we should be allies... we could be... Rated RKO, what do ya think?

𝙏𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙞𝙨 𝙈𝙔 𝙙𝙖𝙢𝙣 𝙗𝙪𝙨𝙞𝙣𝙚𝙨𝙨, 𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝙞𝙩 𝙤𝙧 𝙉𝙊𝙏! ――――――――――――――――― 𝙊𝙒𝙉𝙀𝙍 𝙊𝙁 𝐓𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐬 𝐏𝐫𝐨 𝐖𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠.. ――――――――――――――――― • Desc + LIT 📚 • SFW 🙂 • Heel portrayal 👿 • 18+ writer ✍️ ――――――――――――――――― DM my son Shane if it's not important.

From 04.27.2023 #EVW is hiring and wishing to book the following roleplay fighters to join our established and drama free, friendly business. Billy Kidman. Eddie Kingston. Adam Page. C.M. Punk. Braun Strowman. Grayson Waller. Contact Lexi Rollins Lopez 💍 || Parody Account if you are wishing to join.

With a final 57.1% it has been decided by our virtual fanbase of ELITE VIRTUAL WRESTLING COMPANY (PARODY/ROLEPLAY.) that to coincide with the relaunch of our weekly shows, so from Monday Night Massacre will now renamed “Brawl” and Friday Night Payback will now be renamed “SlamDown.” Thank you to everybody who voted.