Arne putting in the hard yards on behalf of the bald community. The greatest since Telly Savalas.

More people than this queueing for Tage's 5 hours before Spurs

Should never get out.

Year of the rat

Make a fash

Great this.

Anywhere in Liverpool have Bitburger on tap?

Scabs *and* grasses, is it?

Hiya, due to a few of our girls getting too good for us and leaving for Premier League Academies, and also because we're going to 11-a-side, we've still got a few spots in our squad Training once a week on Wednesday and playing Sunday Either message on here or QR/email below

These are both shite, will be another funny season.

Timely this lads Manchester United

We should just announce Guehi anyway, just front it.

Normally have to upset the Saudis to lose your head this comprehensively.

Managed 7 more games at Anfield than Hodgson and even he won ten of them.

Hiya, still looking to add one or two to the the squad for this season!

Fair play, past is putting a massive shift in here

Have that you fucking scabs

I'm tired lads

Like a scene from Allo allo. Michelle's going to walk in that door he ran out of.