i hate how much i overthink

Happy 28th y’all, be safe and don’t go to jail.

Me: “Bring a jacket” Her: “No I’ll be fine” Her 20 minutes later:

I want my own girl but if God gives me yours who am I to argue

Her: Are you busy? Me: Never too busy for you my Queen, wassup?

“you got hoes” i get irritated w 1 tf makes u think i can handle 5

Mi compa y yo después de decir “nomas algo tranqui”

I like my girl with no phone I’m gonna buy us some walkie-talkies

Babe I’m only toxic cuz I care

If you can’t handle a busy nigga you need a broke one

if y’all can guess this spongebob character, i’ll drink tonight

i was a good ass friend to some bum ass people

i don't like sharing my fav person

"do you remember?" me:

“you didn’t see me last night?” me that night:

Ya me vi llegando a las albercas bien placoso.