meeeeeeeeeee :3

every day we inch closer to "protein vape" being real. i know someone out there is in the lab giving rats a new type of cancer trying to figure it out

He spent his entire life disparaging immigrants, disrespecting women, and blaming black folks, only to get shot in one of the whitest places on earth.

If you want people to have kind words when you pass, you should say kind words when you’re alive

in america if you don’t mourn the 21st century hitler youth program director you get fired from your job

BEING ABLE TO QUIT YOUR JOB IF YOU HATE IT

Alt girls be like “Kill your local rapist” And then have unprotected sex with him and date him for 2 years…girl wtf 🤨

Me making sure the music on my story is perfect (nobody cares)

don’t be afraid to spend money on concert tickets and travel. be afraid of growing old and realizing the only place you ever went was work

You know who’s not in the Epstein files? Undocumented immigrants. Trans people. Drag queens. People who write books & create art with LGBTQ+ content. It’s rich, powerful and mostly white men. They want you to blame the “others” so you won’t blame them.

the entire point of life is to be silly and a little weird btw

Girls who leave clothing reviews with their height weight and size ordered are going to heaven

men that don't r@pe women are not special. men that don't cheat are not special. men that treat women with equality are not special. men that cook in their homes and take care of the baby are not special. this is what a normal man should be like

"men are the providers" is crazy because most of us wouldn't be alive if our mothers didn't provide for us

Spider-Man is real and he is my friend

I never stopped being a weird girl I just got sexier