Support Walter White

“The average new hire was 42 years old in 2025.”

Imagine if Obama said praise be to allah on Easter lmao

Homeless guy: Charlie Kirk you will die on September 10th 2025 when a bullet flies through your rally and into your neck. Charlie Kirk [headphones in]: sorry brotha nothin on me

This bird hung out with me while I smoked a cigarette and immediately left when I was done. I've named it Johnny Sack

i hate that men are just allowed to be fat and ugly

Being at work is like being in a horror movie where everyone loves AI

America's average retirement age (85) is now 6 years older than America's average age of death (79).

Could you imagine living in 1969? Sending astronauts to the moon. Fighting a useless war and the president is a crook.

public transit is not that bad if you bring a jbl speaker

if you’re a girl with a sense of humor & an ounce of optimism they’ll literally kiII you

Once again this is the proper response when a man hits you

the problem with parents is that they are undiagnosed

get his fat ass on a cpap

The south is crazy because you’ll meet the most beautiful woman you’ve ever seen and she’ll introduce you to her husband, the Mucinex man.

GOOD idc