It sure appears something is happening.

brandnewrockfan new band picture

He has the opportunity to do the funniest thing.

sometimes I’m like “WOW I can’t believe what a good mood I’m in, I should text every friend I have and tell them I love them, life is so good” and then I remember I took my adderall and this will wear off in four hours

If they made a billion episodes of Righteous Gemstones I'd watch a billion episodes of Righteous Gemstones.

Is everyone crashing out rn or just me and Bieber

I’m 100 days sober today, so that’s kind of cool

Congrats 🙏🏿 Tell him I’m going back on tour

I had to have my uterus and the 6.5 pound fibroid attached to it violently ripped from my body, so I can’t leave the couch for 6 weeks. So bored. One like and I will text every man that ghosted me last year.

For my birthday I either want a raccoon to show up on my doorstep and claim me as its mother, or Andy Samberg.

I hope the girl parked next to me at the gym who threw a plan b box and empty monster can out of her car window has a good day <3

its october

TLOASG is to Taylor as Connquest is to Conner4Real in Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping, and I hope she has one real friend to tell her that her dogshit pancakes are bad.

My 68 year old mom, with no uterus, fertility issues, 3 adopted kids, talking about RFK Jr: “he’s such a nut. I always loved the name Kennedy for a kid and now I can’t use it.”

I need Rob to crashout just like this when he’s accused of being a traitor