My dad finding out I pay to listen to music

Mesut Ozil vs David Silva - 2009/10

A movie will be 85 minutes in, just about to come to its end and Vj Jjingo will still say; “ekyali ntandikwa” 🙌🏽🙌🏽

How Netflix feel when it helps you write the movie name in the search bar only to not have it

When your mom no longer books you doctors appointments so you have to just ignore your symptoms and hope you don't die

Financial irresponsibility has given me the happiest moments of my life.

this is a top tier joke

What worries me is that we don’t even have enough hospital beds in this country incase Arsenal loses the league 😭

Football is a haters sport. Watching football as a hater will always be the correct method of watching the beautiful game.

“Los niños de hoy en día necesitan ver YouTube en el coche para no aburrirse” Yo con 7 años cuando mi gota de lluvia favorita perdía la carrera en la ventana:

I'll go a whole week without spending $40 just to spend $1500 randomly in one day

I hate when people give generic advice like "take it one day at a time" What else am I gonna do? Skip Tuesday? Can I?

modern problems require modern solutions

Set a personal record this morning. Most days lived in a row.

That feeling of walking through the airport knowing you’re about to travel and ignore your responsibilities for awhile is the greatest feeling ever.

University makes you assume everyone is mature and focused on life, until a group project forces you to chase down people in their 20s just to get a short, coherent paragraph written.

may 1st, 2026