effortlessly hamburgling

First trailer for ‘Star Wars: Maul - Shadow Lord’ First two episodes premiere April 6 on Disney+

the 2 year old according to ICE officers:

Being able to unlock Jango Fett as a playable character in Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 4 is still one of the coolest Easter Eggs from any video game. You could even use his grapple, blasters, and jetpack for exclusive moves. So awesome that Lucasfilm allowed this back in 2002.

This $200M bank is backed by Parmesan Cheese and is lending people money for cheese In Northern Italy, Credito Emiliano treats cheese like gold The bank currently holds 430,000 wheels of Parmesan worth about $200 million Real Parmesan takes two to three years to get ready

they really turned a childhood commercial into a video game

Hunter Biden really is the most ethical degenerate ever. No Epstein Pedo shit, Hunter simply just enjoys getting blazed out of his mind with consenting Latina sex workers of age. He’s a proper American Freak, a man of the people honestly.

If we talking about drugs let’s talk about Epstein and friends drugging underage girls to rape them. Why yall don’t wanna talk about the Epstein files?

We don’t count favors over here just make sure u got me like I got u

Btches be like "You tryna smoke?" Whole time they offering you to smoke yo own weed.

Back in 2014, Vice would’ve already sent 2 scrawny white dudes to Mexico with nothing but an iPhone 4s & a gallon of water to monitor the situation

The more I drink the more i become Orochimaru..

This is gonna go crazy at 1:30am when the edible hits

One of the most disgusting things to ever happen at a major awards ceremony.

SpongeBob keeps winning at the Nickelodeon Kids’ Choice Awards, except in 2008:

Buddy asked why I was drinking a bottle of George W Bush

the ides of march

Micheal Jackson deadass did this in the movie