A little show I did.

‘I’ll be black’

Big shout out for Wimbledon line judges

Quorn on the 4th of July

Greta Thunburger

Who enjoyed the Oasis gig most out of Richard and Judy? Definitely Madeley

Half the World (a)

Can’t wait for the transfer reveal when they buy Norwegian full back Dan Sinonthaseelen

Devastated at the death of my limbo teacher. He really helped me out when I was at my lowest

The Salt Path was the best book I’ve ever read and I can’t pay it any higher condiment than that

I know everyone’s loves seeing a pigeon or a magpie at Wimbledon but I’m sure I’ve just spotted a Seal

Games gone

Opened Twitter and within 60 seconds saw two people shouting ‘BOSH’ for no apparent reason and then a picture of Conor McGregors tallywhacker. Strange old site nowadays

Trigger warning

Ate Mile

John Torode should go for a drink with Ron Atkinson They’d get on like a cross on fire