Future generations will find it barbaric that we allotted five days each week for working, two for living.

y’all be working TOO hard for yalls $9 dollar jobs! my friend just said “hey i’ll text you later i’m at work” girl me too tf??!

This valentines day, find someone that looks at you the way Elon Musk looks at his rockets 🖤🚀

At $10k I said $BTC would end in tears. I was right, I don't own any and I could cry.

Hoje dei os parabéns a uma rapariga assim: “Parabéns, beijinho 😘” e ela respondeu-me assim “Obrigada! Beijinhos 😘” Reparem bem: beijinhos (no plural!!!!) Se isto não é mesmo dizer que me quer comer à força toda então não sei...

Everybody: “now that you’re elected president can you cancel student loan debt” Joe Biden:

so u admit it’s ok to cross the border so ur kids have better living conditions

Was losing $1B at one point today...BUT I got 💎 🙌🏽...and shooters shoot so.... Leading two PIPEs in deals being announced tomorrow. Stay tuned...

If we not taking pictures like this in the club... i don’t want it..

My boyfriend thinks it’s ok to call other women thic on stream and I don’t understand it. How can you sit there and microcheat on me with a woman named daisy. She literally isn’t even human she’s a fucking tree. I can’t comprehend why I’m losing the love of my life to a tree.

Glow up your mindset, not your face.

justifying my $10 investment in a shitcoin

David, 42, stock trader, has never made a dime trading. Panic sells the lows and always buys the highs. Lucas, 18, crypto trader, has made a ton of money. Buys every shitcoin they pump on TikTok and just hodls. Few understand this

Live shot at Cathie Wood adding to her positions

Moon, Venus and Jupiter (seen here 890 million km apart) over Los Angeles

me ignoring the bad in someone

"my parents 16 ain't they?"

he listens to his WHO?

This the shit that happens in my dreams

SO THE VAJITAS AIN'T JUST EXTRA HOT WHEN THEY COME OUT?!