My poor cat---it's hard on him to be a New York Yankees fan. "Sufferin Succotash,,,,when are they going to DO something."

C'mon Sylvester....get your New York Yankees ass to bed....I'm tired!

Minimum acceptable starting left-fielder for the 2023 New York Yankees? Bryan Reynolds. Wants to be a Yankee, but Pittsburgh Pirates would rather he suffer a dream never come true.

Dear New York Yankees Fans: Can't you guys get the hint? You're not getting a left fielder that can hit----nor a shortstop----nor a third basemen! So stop your whining and just be happy watching Aaron Judge hit home runs next year. Hopefully, that get's us into the playoffs! --Cashman

"Sufferin' Succotash....more peripheral fortifications...when do we get our Big Surprise???" Calm down Sylvester... Sabean may have come to your New York Yankees rescue just in time! Good night all!

The New York Yankees true organizational strategy to fix an offense demolished by the Astros can no longer be camaflouged by fake news intentionally leaked to, and transmogrified by, media outlets unwittingly doing their bidding. Call it the PP&P Strategy (Plug-in Prospects and Pray).

On December 15th, 2022 the New York Yankees announced their signing of Carlos Rodon. Since then, they have done nothing---Aaron Hicks is still on the team. This is unacceptable. Retweet this message if you refuse to buy Yankees tickets until they fix their offense.

BREAKING NEWS: New York Yankees unwilling to go 6yrs/200M and $.99 to acquire Carlos Correa! Still waiting for Hal's "Big Surprise"! Time is running out! Don't by those tickets yet Yankee fans. Retweet if you agree!

The New York Yankees are a veritable mess. Four below average-at-best hitting outfielders and one prospect infielder competing for LF and a spot on the bench. A bench player, JD, getting 25M, the mere prescence of a man called Hicks on the bench. IKF the team's best pinch-hitter.

So what did the New York Yankees do today to improve their offense?

The New York Yankees have one HUGE positive about their future. His name is Spencer Jones....this guy can RAKE...scouts are waiting to see him fail at something, so they can see how he responds!

Cashman should never have been extended. With Montas now out, don't expect Schmidt or German to be part of a trade package for Reynolds. Cashman has completely &ucked up the New York Yankees.

Fire Cashman! New York Yankees Retweet if you agree!

Brian Cashman gets his left fielder! #Yankees

BREAKING NEWS! New York Yankees and Pittsburgh Pirates have resumed trade talk discussions! Could involve a third team, perhaps Seattle Mariners ! Stayed Tuned!

Breakking news! Still no New York Yankees upgrades to their offense!

THe G-Men are BACK! Go New York Giants

BREAKING NEWS! NO breaking news for the New York Yankees! Still no left fielder, shortstop, or third baseman!

No update on New York Yankees pursuit of Bryan Reynolds....they need him to have any chance of advancing past the first round of the playoffs.

Juan Soto is not a New York New York Yankees because: A) Brian Cashman is a terrible GM B) Hal Steinbrenner won't pull out every stop like his father did to win championships. C) Brian Cashman sells low and buys high. D) All the above.