Whoa

twitter has reached its highest potential in the ability to watch its owner cope, in real time, with having made a $44 billion mistake in the same tone I would take if I had drunkenly bought a jet ski

As far as I know, the project actually got canned. Jack genuinely didn’t like it. I don’t know if this mindset will hold true with the new owner of Twitter though. I would assume Elon will do far worse things with the data.

Eli Lilly apologizing for a fake tweet but not for charging $714.87 for a carton of insulin.

How many indebted student votes did the promise of student loan relief buy? Now a judge strikes it down TWO DAYS after the election? This was a dangled carrot to seduce voters. There was never gonna be any relief. It was a mirage. Biden would never betray the debt industry.

Fun fact! If you open Twitter links in your mobile browser and remove everything after the question mark in the URL and go to that page instead, Twitter doesn't get credit for helping make the sale

me reaping, me sowing: a story in 4 parts

Lmao

This person can read the matrix

My world war III shirt, etc etc

Remaining Twitter staff might as well unionize. Get Phony Stark to violate federal labor laws in a public tweet lol

Twitter employees listen to me: imagine how fucking funny it would be if none of you clicked "yes."

Hundreds upon hundreds of Twitter employees have technically resigned but still have access to Twitter’s internal systems, with some speculating it is because the employees tasked with managing that access also resigned.

It has been an honor going down with this ship Elon musk is a fuckin idiot

But when you bop it like this And I twist it like that You just have to pull it Bop it's all coming back to me

If your job is so critical to society that the fuckin federal government feels the need to step in when you want to negotiate sick leave, you should probably step on their fucking necks and get some pay raises while you're at it