He’s probably cheating on me Me:

SAMEEEEE

Every time I go to my car after 1am I make sure there’s not a serial killer in my trunk

Damn

Y’all too focused on blowing up that toilet and not my tweets on god

comfort movie comfort show comfort album comfort song

HAIRCUT HAIRCUT….

I made a mordecai mask, they thought it was frosty the snowman ☠️

I’ve been shattered

BRUHH Twitter just asked me if I was a robot cause I changed my name

Fr tho

It’s fucking cold

Am I just hard coded to fail at the simulation

In my hatred era

Bumble is so humbling, I’m attractive enough to get matches but too ugly to actually text

I’ll keep that in mind (I live in Austin)

If I ever DJ’d at a strip club they’d be dancing to weird silly music

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made) I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

Plz anyone that’s selling lamp tickets in Austin let me know I’ve been waiting for so long to see them, and no scams

Can y’all help me, I’m trying to find another pair of these jeans because they’re my favorite and they’re breaking on me 😭