Drunk on a plane and it’s only 07:30. Someone save me.

Can we normalize public shaming in the gym for people doing stupid shit? And I’m not talking about doing it to someone who is new and doesn’t know what they are doing. I’m talking about doing it to dick heads that are trying to show off and look cool.

American Eagle responds to backlash over its Sydney Sweeney ad.

I can’t stand Kanye but any time Stronger comes on I feel like could bust down a wall like the Kool-Aid Man.

jamie lee curtis promoting freakier friday

Ma’am. You left your clam jam on the leg press. Please come wipe down your cooter consomé before I crash out.

#R20

We are praying for you and for your health, Dolly. We hope all the love and light you put into this world finds its way back to you 💔.

STG an ice old lemon water could bring me back from the dead. Throw a lil cucumber in there? Baby! I could stop the earth from spinning.

Miss Rosalía knew EXACTLY what she was doing with her new album. 😭😍

Nothing I hate more than a bitch that pretends to be obsessed with football for the attention of men. Like ma’am pull your tits out for their attention like they used to do back in the day!

Being stripped of my gold status at Starbucks is the worst thing to happen to me since like……ever. What do you mean I have to start at green and work my way back up?