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⠀ ⠀ you’re asking the wrong person, i’m afraid. i rejected all close companionship to protect myself ! still, i can spot from miles away that you guys care for each other in a way that is far beyond just close friends. ⠀ ⠀

⠀ ⠀ ENIGMA.⠀⠀⠀REECE. SLAMS FISTS AND FALLS TO THE GROUND DRAMATICALLY. ⠀ ⠀

⠀ ⠀ wh … what ? i’m a paranoid, balding man with a lack of social skills living in a military bunker. i think you deserve a better father figure in your life. ⠀ ⠀

⠀ ⠀ well, i think that’s a great thing. we’ll have to vote him into presidency. ⠀ ⠀

⠀ ⠀ i physically cannot yell at you. you are about the only person, besides maybe my mother, but i speak to her very rarely. ⠀ ⠀

⠀ ⠀ maybe it’s for the best i haven’t then. uh, is this when i put on the fishing hat and tell you to wake up at the crack of dawn for a fishing trip ? what do dads do — ⠀ ⠀

⠀ ⠀ fuck the system. why can’t we make a child the president? most of ‘em up to this point have had the brain of one. ⠀ ⠀

⠀ ⠀ THOSE THINGS ARE SO FUCKING HARD — i’m sorry, i just remembered this morning’s page. absolutely terrible. ⠀ ⠀

⠀ ⠀ if i drown, you get the bunker. smart thinking. just make it look like an accident, you hear? and be nice to alexei. ⠀ ⠀

⠀ ⠀ oh, is that so ? well, having him also as a roommate would be beneficial then. ⠀ i see my reputation precedes me, then. i know it may seem a bit … strange, but it’s * necessary. ⠀ ⠀

⠀ ⠀ come on, it’s not that ridiculous. isn’t that what people say? love doesn’t have to make sense, or whatever. you just … fall for someone. ⠀ ⠀

⠀ ⠀ not really used to that — having friends and whatnot. i think of you as a friend too, joyce. ⠀ ⠀

⠀ ⠀ ENIGMA.⠀⠀⠀figured i’d get a lil intro out of the way while i’m still at work <3 hi all, i’m enigma and i’m twenty-one. i’m genderfluid (she/he/they pls!) and my discord is enigma!#2406 which is probably the easiest way to reach me outside of dms 🫶 ⠀ ⠀

⠀ ⠀ what the — * hey now, you can’t go robbing a blind man ! ⠀ ⠀

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