"Eh. Howdy."

Dystopian au that sees Impact growing up to become a member of the royal guard.

I should flip my other acc to Kip (the burgerpants and nice cream guy child)

"Comic books are better than anime." And he's just pissed off most fish and dinosaurs in a 2 mile radius.

SCREM.

"I can do a full split and make pasta." He then slides down into a split, holding his arms into the air "And besides that I have zero redeeming qualities!" Impact no-

Check out my precious cat-bun-bean acc. x.com/SweetBunCat/st…

Impact is a good boi.

Does a heccin split.

"That's a tall fish..." "I wonder if he's related to Undyne."

Oof. That hurt.

He was just called small by a giant shark. That's bullshit.

Impact quietly sighs. He grabs a book before raising his scarf above his mouth. The book is a study of the darker aus and exactly what happened to make them so grim. Horrortale was the result of Undyne becoming queen, GZTale was the result of too many resets, and so on.

Impact makes his occasional cameo as per usual before fading into obscurity. Don't mind the hybrid, he'll be on his way out.

"I always wanted to visit Italy. But then again, thanks to great, great uncle Helvetica, none of my family is allowed in Europe."

"To say something is wet is saying that the water on that something can be removed. Therefore water is not, in and of itself, wet."

"Mom!" Great, now he's embarrassed. His own mother thinks he's having an emo phase- x.com/AlluringMetta/…

"I'm not an emo, I just wanted to wear something that doesn't look like I got doused in a liquefied rainbow!" x.com/AlluringMetta/…

A spark of rebellion has been lit.