In my mask, the air is stale, It billows out when I exhale, Conversely though, when I breathe in, It cleaves itself around the chin. Strive on, strive on, boffins please, In your sealed laboratories, Find a vaccine, find it quick, And in my arm, A needle stick.

Today I offer nothing to help you escape other than Mabel's point of view on the beach. youtube.com/watch?v=37-EIy…

The local community has 6 months to save Tice's Meadow! ticesmeadow.org/2020/11/six-mo…

Maybe I have overindulged a bit this Christmas!

Just finished my Christmas jigsaw of one of the most beautiful maps in existence. #geographyteacher #geology #maps

Very happy to discover that we have two kingfishers on our local stretch of canal now (and yes, they have to have names!) Hopefully they will find a suitable burrow for the spring! #kingfisher #surreybirds #basingstokecanal

Posing again!! #kingfisher #basingstokecanal #basingstokecanalsociety #surreybirds @ Basingstoke Canal Ash Vale instagram.com/p/CJjAdjXhz7U/…

Please let the dandelions grow to help pollinating insects including bees, butterflies and hoverflies. These wildflowers are a great early-season food source 🐝

Now is peak peat buying season - DON'T DO IT! Buy peat free compost, or make your own, for the sake of our precious planet. Pls RT youtube.com/watch?v=saPh5-…

2020 v 2021(as if we needed confirmatiom that spring is several weeks later this year!) 🤷‍♀️ #latespring #strawberries @ Ash Vale instagram.com/p/CPq2cx7BbbWn…

Please RT if you approve of this style of planting in parks and gardens 🌹🌸🌺🌻🐝🦋🐞

Just had a sudden allergic reaction to, I presume, our Christmas tree. Coincided with the end of #paddington2 ... #somethinginmyeye 🤔 😭🤷‍♀️

Word of the Day is ‘snerdle’ (19th century): to wrap up closely or settle comfortably under the covers.

This week is #NationalFieldworkWeek and we've got 170 first year students heading to Guildford over the next two days for NEA preparation - have a great time!!! Royal Geographical Society (with IBG) Geographical Association

theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2… #RIPBernardCribbins

If you see this tweet, quote tweet it with the most recent photo of your pet. No cheating. Smidge will know.

This will almost certainly never happen again! Wordle 709 1/6 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩