Kiddo . I love you . But it's time like these that I wish I had permission to smack you upside the head .

// It's very simple . I alternate between three different accounts to bully Jordan's Eren-

And yet here ya are , still doin' it . You're a grown-ass man , Eren , stop chasin' bags that aren't there .

Holding a leather bottle of water to the reader . " C'mon , kid , drink up , or the heat's gonna kill ya at this rate . "

MY SON IS HOME MY SON-

SMACKS IT OUT OF HIS HAND WHO TOLD HIM HE COULD GET INTO A DRINKING HABIT

PORKY ! C'MERE SON ! [ ARMS WIDE OPEN FOR A HUG ]

Hm . . . ? Doin' alright , kiddo ? You look like me after I get my ass kicked in a game o' cards .

Whatever gets ya to the next day , thats what I've always believed . . . . Of course , not everyone thought that way , can't tell ya how many times Grisha kept trying to get me to quit the drink , said it'd kill me . But I doubt the drink's gonna get me first , y'know ?

Aren't we all ? 🍺

Another year into bein' a man , how's it feel , Porky ?