Not “here goes the invisible contract that she never gave me” ❤️🤣😂😂😂 #mspatsettlesit #bet #495prods

Why am I so tickled by “Ms. Ya Honor Pat” tho??!!! 😆😆😆😆 #MsPatSettlesIt #bet #495prods

I meannn Coco is a gangster and she did scalp those tix. I’m just sayin…get in where you fit in sis!!! #mspatsettlesit #bet #495prods

I’m not gonna lie, Brittany’s outfit is giving…”I’m a master oil mechanic” 🤣🤣 #mspatsettlesit #bet #495prods

YouTube university taught me how to do hair, how to make a peach cobbler and I mean…I could probably be a heart surgeon at this point 🤷🏽‍♀️#mspatsettlesit #bet #495prods

Karlous literally said William’s collar looks like Popeye The Sailorman and I can’t UN-see it 🤣😂🤣😂 #mspatsettlesit #bet #495prods

That’s wild business to do a one night stand with somebody in their house and then NOT leave!! #MsPatSettlesIt #495prods #bet

It’s true. When I’m bout to go off on somebody I do listen to DMX for inspiration 😂😂😂 and William should have too!! #mspatsettlesit #bet #495prods

See ya’ll next week with an ALL NEW EPISODE!! We cut up on #MsPatSettlesIt 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

Time for Ms. Pat Settles It!!!! #MsPatSettlesIt #bet #495prods

The way I am bout my eyelashes, I woulda been snatching weaves if my eye blew up like a balloon! #MsPatSettlesIt #bet #495prods

Sis that’s on you for going to an unlicensed lash tech!! Hell naw!! #MsPatSettlesIt #495prods #bet

What disease is sperm in your eye?? 🧐🫣 #MsPatSettlesIt #495prods #bet

Look…Javossiya ain’t got a leg to stand on in this case, but her buss down is everrrything 🤏🏾🤏🏾🤏🏾🤏🏾#MsPatSettlesIt #bet #495prods

What is rice “pilaf” anyway? Isn’t it just rice???? #MsPatSettlesIt #bet #495prods

Yasssss Mr.Karlous “sometimes it ain’t a fumble baby. Sometimes it’s a punt!!” #onGod #bestlineoftheepisode #MsPatSettlesIt #495prods

Ate Clarencia up with “you don’t see all these new boots he keep buying” #dead 😂😂😂 #MsPatSettlesIt #495prods #bet

I know the podcast is called Shady Pines, but I can’t stop thinking about “The Golden Girls” 🤷🏽‍♀️ #MsPatSettlesIt #495prods #bet

What do you get for an $800 BBL? Is that ONE cheek orrrrr? #MsPatSettlesIt #495prods #bet

Damn those pants were really skintight 😳…thank God he made it #MsPatSettlesIt #495prods