Haven't been on twitter for over 2 years...what's happened? I aged, I fell in love, moved house and now I'm pregnant...now trying to figure out how I will raise a human.

Being 8 months pregnant in this kind of heat just ain't fun. #pregnant #sweaty

Dreamt last night that Bubz was reaaaalllly trying to convince me that she was my mum...when I pointed out that she would have been pregnant at the age of 7 that didn't seem to phase her. How odd. 🤦‍♀️😂

When you point out Iceland Foods ❄️ #badcustomerservice they are quick to reply but not answer their DM that they asked for. Even more frustrating.

5 hours later and STILL no order from Iceland Foods ❄️ No food and beyond angry. #badcustomerservice

Not only have Iceland Foods ❄️ not delivered my order from yesterday, they've now marked it as delivered and effectively stolen my money and STILL refuse to answer the phone at the store. #badcustomerservice #stealing

My name's Blurryface and I care what you think.

So sad to hear about Louise Renninson! One of my favourite book series EVER! :(

Can't wait to surprise Mum on Mother's Day with tickets for Pentatonix !! Scott Hoying mitch on tour! Avi Kaplan KEVIN OLUSOLA KirstinTM!

When someone sits near you and commentates everything that they do on their phone...😦🔫

#1YearWithoutZayn WHO GIVES A FUCK?!

Why do people think that it's wrong or selfish to let themselves be happy?

Girls who act like they're too hot for any guy...bitch please I've seen you cry about being ugly, all you've done is learn how to contour. ✋

I really should get back into tweeting.....but it means I'll just rant all the time.

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Disliking these odd girly feelings....

@stephpalmer_ bloody shocking. Why didn't they write a book on how to deal with them?!

I wish I wasn't such a massive worry wart! 😔

So freakin' happy right now :D