Get on your knees and kiss my paw, loser 🛐🐷😈 rt if you want to be my paw rest

Write some awful things on yourself in sharpie and show me. Could use a laugh.

Get smothered by a fat old man's ass. You don't get to be picky, you're just a sad lonely loser. You'll take any ass you're given.

For the losers out there who aren't locked, cum on something you shouldn't. Furniture, art, your diploma, your carpet. Leave it to stain. Mark it as belonging to a loser.

Bye bye normal life~ go on and say it, kiddo.

Retweet if you're a fried brain snickertard. You can't even have the real thing anymore, it's too good for you. Someone paid me to censor this lol.

I'm sick of losers expecting me to come up with ways for them to get worse on my own. Come to me today with two ideas for me to pick from and I'll choose for you. You should be doing that work for me today.

Everyone congratulate @RalcusMutt on his descent into gooning. Four days, drugs, what a good boy. There's no knowing all the messed up stuff he's done. He can't even remember himself.

Retweet this if you're a complete loser.

GOONER math. Show your work.

I’m close to hitting 1k and have a few ideas on how to celebrate. I’ll be doing a giveaway but not sure what the prize will be. Vote below ⬇️ I’ve spoken with enough of you gooners to know you’ve got some real depraved imaginations so comment any ideas you’ve got too 😈🐒

Retweet this if you're a lonely gooning retard and want to stay that way forever.

Robin hood for you freaks, enjoy and sink lower. As always, open for commissions for goon caps and accepting tips~

Good boys like, retweet, reply Good boys always press twitter buttons Twitter is sex for good boys Be a good boy and indulge Press the twitter buttons

Only the dumbest of hoes will retweet this.