Bro to Bro : when you go out with your friends, take pictures together, take pictures of you eating & drinking. One day those memories will be the only thing you’ll have left. Life is short , enjoy your life without internet restrictions

the health benefit is that you don’t smell like shit, hope this helps

If this goal by Dembélé doesn’t win Ligue 1 Goal of the Season, then I don’t know what will.

How it feels to fall asleep drunk. 😭😂

Worse than Covid this pandemic

First day of the season. Just as a reminder.

“Arsenal have been blocking the opponent’s goalkeeper all season long, they would NEVER be on top of the league if we disallow these goals!” Peter Schmeichel thank you for calling them out. have your cheating title VARSENAL. 👏

Just ask women. Men don't go on dates with folks they aren't interested in.

“What radicalized you?” Man, I have two eyes, two ears, and a fully developed prefrontal cortex.

Shit be so fire when she’s not your girl

Using face ID in the morning be like:

the corners of her mouth are foaming up cos she’s chatting so much 💩 you just know her breath stinks kmt

The first rule of Twitter is you do not tell people in real life about your Twitter.

she’s saying you need to go clinic bruce @mazzabosszee 👀😂

mouth to a vagina is also a sign of mental disorder.

20m’s 🤝🏾

this has to be rage bait cos wtf?? 🤨