Remember how in this past decade They tried to make "Health Goth" into A Thing?

WHO PUT A RED SOCK IN THE WASHINGMACHINE HOW I'M GONNA GO TO WORK LIKE THIS

"Marisa Tomei" is an anagram for "It's-a-me, Mario"

It's that time again when I remind you that my anagram is Janitor Civet.

Some all y'all never had a LinkedIn or a Tinder profile and it really shows. (That's not necessarily a bad thing, but it shows). #dollypartonchallenge

This entire thread has messed me up. I'm never going to recover from this.

She had the PERFECT feathered bangs. I could never duplicate the perfection of her 80s bangs.

None of us can duplicate the perfection of her feathered bangs. Remember that.

This baby really does need a show.

We all deal with trauma and stress in different ways so I don't want to sound judge-y, but dang, TikTok lip sync dance routines are majorly cringey.

I was today years old when I learned from Victoria that the Iditarod (and this great dog statue in Central Park) commemorates the emergency delivery of diphtheria vaccine to Nome, Alaska.

That should say Nome, AK and not None, AK. But, I'm tarred and proofreading on a phone isn't my thing. My IG stories are filled with them and IG stories magically disappear.