Elon Musk was able to buy Twitter because he doesn’t spend $5 on coffee everyday

Airports should be packed today with all of those people threatening to leave the country if Elon Musk acquires Twitter.

This exchange continues to haunt me

Elon Musk is buying Twitter and everyone freaking out drives a Tesla. There’s never been a dumber time to be alive.

If Canada buys Elon Musk I am moving to Twitter

If Elon Musk buys Twitter I'm moving to North Korea

Yo this place bussin’ now?

.Elon Musk let me tweet from space pls

Twitter is now officially African-American owned! 🙏

Next I’m buying Coca-Cola to put the cocaine back in

Does this app still work?

Kirk Cousins started rocking chains & doing the griddy & immediately got faster

The official with an incredible play to prevent the INT on this Commanders touchdown

7-1 go crazy 🤪

Yes

In what shit😂😂You can’t talk having safety help…call me when yo coach trust you to go 1v1

My pronouns are Prosecute/Fauci

All of the Kirk criticism has to stop!! I understand y’all hate the dad swag but come on his numbers are right with y’all’s MVP candidates