For those The Archers listeners who missed Kirsty and Tom’s non wedding 6 years ago, here’s your second invite tonight at 7pm.

Ohhhhh, I remember Brenda. #thearchers

Read this in a Susan Carter voice. Dr Charlotte Martin #thearchers

Apparently it’s 70 years since the BBC started eavesdropping on the village of Ambridge as part of the postwar Mass Observation programme. This gross invasion of privacy is nothing to celebrate. #TheArchers70

We’re not on the Trump pardons list, so I just want to make it clear that I was definitely driving when Helen ran over Mike Tucker. #TheArchers

L8rs, h8rs. #TheArchers

Happy birthday to me 🎂 Happy birthday to me 🎁 Happy birthday dear me 🎈 Happy birthday to me 🥂 Seeing as you all forgot to send a greeting… #TheArchers

Newbie tip: Ruth burns water. Don’t ask her about cooking. #TheArchers

So excited to have seen the little sausages! And I got to see which will be the evil twin! Just have to keep it secret from Tom now 🤫 🤐 #TheArchers

Suggestions for baby names most welcome. Natasha and I are open to ideas. #TheArchers

We don’t generally let Johnny do anything apart from walking livestock from field to field, but still. #TheArchers

Fingers crossed 🤞 It will be great PR on the Bridge Farm website #TheArchers

Being the cleverest Grundy is a bit like being the tallest Smurf, isn’t it? #TheArchers

I have no opinion on this matter. Gulp. #TheArchers

I am not a wally. #TheArchers

I don’t know why you all seem so surprised that I have beautiful children who are model-calibre. #TheArchers

Can’t look at another leek today, thanks Natasha. #TheArchers

Good, that’s sorted everything out. #TheArchers