China says no more strippers at funerals? Sounds like a California invention, the home of drive-through funerals and the US porn industry.

'Tis the season to eat joyously!

The "traditional Christmas dinner" in Japan has become a family outing at KFC, for which one must make reservations long in advance.

A Texas legislator voting for an English-only bill was quoted as saying, "If English was good enough for Jesus, it's good for Texas."

Congratulations, Britain! The first question for new immigrants should now be: "Can you cook, other than breakfast which we've got down?"

If you have a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: Take two, and KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN.

"True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country." - Kurt Vonnegut

"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake." - Napoleon Bonaparte

A happy Tea Time story in an increasingly adversarial world: breitbart.com/texas/2016/07/…

Trump scandal du jour: Eating greasy chicken with a knife and fork? While wearing a suit and between handshaking sessions? That makes sense!

"Weird how an Australian holed up in a South American embassy in London can disseminate more real information than the entire MSM combined."

"What goes best with a cup of coffee? Another cup." – Henry Rollins

"Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water." - W. C. Fields

“I do wish we could chat longer, but I'm having an old friend for dinner…” - Hannibal Lecter

Hofstadter's Law: It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take into account Hofstadter's Law.

"Ever wonder about those people who spend $2 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backward." - George Carlin

Hard boil eggs in a crock pot; 3.5 hrs on low. Great for adding to salads! 52kitchenadventures.com/2011/04/04/slo…

I got a clever piece of junk mail today from a seller of Viagra and similar "health aids." They announced that "Erection Day is here…"

Forum post: "My 3-yr-old daughter got caught stealing cookies and said she didn't recall doing it. Does that make her presidential material?

Hey, are there any crock pot recipes for this trendy new "spirit cooking" thingie?