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An old nigga once told me as you get older everything starts to become about discounts and points

It's always “Somalis this and that”from these white people who smell like dry wet wall

You wear wrangler jeans, haven’t showered in years but work for a Jew ya ancestors would spit on you 😭

Gil’s arena da best show, niggas was on there saying Al Jefferson better than draymond 🙌🏾

Tried to cheat on my diet with a small shake and the worker gonna say “We upgraded you :) No, you wasteman you sabotaged me ☹️

Mayor here, mayor there, Somali everywhere!

Ya know you’re a real narcissist if you use a car window as a mirror and still follow it for those 3 seconds when it starts to pull off.

LeBron married Savannah when Bronny was damn near eligible to give a best man speech 😭 #BadFather

Accidentally took the wrong suitcase at the airport. Inside was a bunch of designer clothes 10/0 and I love Portugal” tee? Damn near almost changed identities and became João from Lisbon

Chris Brown's album Heartbreak On a Full Moon had 45 tracks on it.. you can listen to that album on a flight to Japan and back and still have 3 songs left. Real 🐐

Niggas who sneeze like a cartoon character, have low testosterone

Feed the Children of Gaza, no child should be starving.

Everyday families and kids herded like cattle to these “aid distribution spots” just for them to get shot by Israel and America

He told on everybody

Them niggas on TikTok posting movies and shows think they’re allowed to take breaks. Next part or I will report your account

Lending friends money is calm but there gotta be a threshold, Ain’t nothing under $100 over here. If you ask me for $20, I'm just gonna send you a motivational quote

Real gaajo can’t blame the attempt but asking for snap, number, then if she got a nigga is crazy order of operations.

Chris Tucker was in Hong Kong talking bout, get out the way, LAPD. 😭😭😭😭😭

Y’all think Chinese niggas ever die in accidents