Keep your eyes on Iran, but don’t let them memory‑hole: -Epstein arrests -RING surveillance -Lutnick resignation -Data center land grab -Big tech/DHS collusion -Thiel/Epstein connection -Zorro Ranch investigation -"Domestic terrorist" database -Immunity for pesticide industry

people don’t know how to make relationships non transactional …like for instance my sister drove me to get food so she asked me for a fry and i said no

“No ads” this “Ad free” that YOU NEED THEM ADS HOE YOU HAVENT DONE LAUNDRY IN 9 DAYS. YOU MIGHT NEED AN AD. LOAD THAT FUCKIN DISHWASHER WHEN YOU SEE FLO FROM PROGRESSIVE POP UP.

"Resident Evil plays it too safe" "Resident Evil has no stakes" "Capcom is too afraid to kill off anyone"

How fat you gotta be to Honk in a drive thru

This how that one dude on Regular Show got done when he asked that bouncer for a pen

If I ever trip slightly while walking, I make sure to look back and down at the ground so that the people around me know that I'm normally great at walking, but in this particular instance there was something wrong with the ground.

this has been driving me crazy for years, with grocery prices being the most irritating point of tension. It's not that prices are high, it's that they are *unjustified.* these products. do not justify the prices that are being charged for them. A box of macaroni and cheese -- to

on my 7th bathroom break at work

life imitates art

You ever see yourself from the side and wonder how anyone could ever love you

I miss the days I held 10pm sacred as the nighttime. Now my day doesn't even start until midnight sometimes it's so ass

accidentally used a frozen card for my uber eats order and even though it declined they still processed it because i’m a “valued eater”

Yeah, don’t do this. I quit selling ladybugs years ago for several reasons: 1) Ladybugs are not farm-raised like other beneficial bugs are. They are wild collected. People go out with scoops and shop vacs in the mountains of California when ladybugs are hibernating en masse and

"why free buses and why not subway expansion" "why does the poor man buy cheap boots now when he could save up for expensive boots later"

Brad Bird was on demon time then. The Iron Giant was his feature debut, then he went on to make The Incredibles and Ratatouille back to back at Pixar, and THEN he directed his first live-action film with M:I - Ghost Protocol. He also worked on The Simpsons in its golden age.

kamau Personally I hate being deceived on where my food is coming from🤣but I have always liked this idea. But imagine eating some wings from autozone 🫩🫩