are you really in recovery with your weight and bmi in ur bio?

A witch has cast a spell on him to become a banana… bananuni…

word on the street is that she may not even be a RD anymore - she took it out of her bio and it seems something is up w/ her license 🥴

I devoured it!

I’m such a good boy… so maybe? :3

noooo don't kill yourself you gotta try all the vietnamese soups

Behold! He is the strongest warrior!

Basically

Wait, where did the Christmas chicken go? Suspiciously chicken-shaped Uni:

December 28th