// "there's a fucking Scottish here? Gotta protect my penis." -Nat

"Today sucks ass. Then again, all days suck ass when you have to be a part of this shit"

"Is it bad I like Dad jokes?"

“I know I’m supposed to be really against hugs and shit. But, I could really use a hug.

"Hey. Hey I'm bored.entertain me or die."

He chucks his phone across his room violently "F UCK"

“I’ll send you a hurricane”

“I often find myself waking up at strange times in the night.”

“I suppose I’m basically dead.”

“Greenhouses make me uncomfortable.”

“I like someone more than I want to admit.”

“Maybe one day, the all of us will finally be functional”

“Oh god, this shit is boring.”

“No offense, but I’m better than you.”

“Thots will stay thots forever.”

"Jupiter and Saturn totally hooked up" "If I'm wrong you can forcefully pat my asshole."

“Yup, they totally banged or something.”

“Despite having many humans on my planet, I haven’t talked to anyone for a while.” “There probably@intimidated by my greatness.”

Never forget the OG Earth chan