evb so weird when it come to me i can’t wait to kill y’all

When the bouncer was taking a piss REMMICK IN THE WOODS:

Everyone wants fast tracked intimacy cause they don’t have enough personality or creativity to be seductive

I keep coming back to this and laughing more 😭

I hate having too many ppl in my phone wtf

i’m impressed by trees at least ten times a day every single day

Y'all be adding that gold band on y'all Apple Watches and thinking that mean you can wear it to dinner.. No

“i’m back with my ex situationship from 2020 who ghosted me three times but they changed now” u know u going to hell right lol

hi guys how are you? everybody say hi to me right now

i like to show up to people’s house uninvited with no warning I call it the Irish hello

when i’m meowing at cats that’s the real me

can i come over and circle you like a vulture