"I admire the lack of 'chill' this man displays."

"It appears I have accidentally touched my sense of humor..." #RPStarter

"Take #Pride in knowing that while you are out of my league, you have little significance." #BeSlightlySignificant "Oh, and I guess do what you want while you're at it. One step closer to following my lead." #ItsBetterToBeMe

"'The human faculties of perception, judgment, discriminative feeling, mental activity, and even moral preference are exercised only in making a choice. He who does anything because it is custom makes no choice.'"

//Me enjoying a nice read: Gee, I wish I could highlight my textbook. "You own that book, idiot." //Me: ...*grabs all the highlighters*

why do gay people walk so quickly everywhere like where are we in a rush to go.... hell????

"...Good lord."

"It feels good to be back. Ugh. What a terrible business trip."

//Hey friends! Please promote my book series! The more sales I get the greater the likelihood that you all get presents, discounts, and other goodies!

'The bomb has been defused. Looks like I'm coming in tomorrow too'

//It has been a long day

"Yes."

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"The poet cannot descend into the turbid present without injury to his rarest gifts." -Ralph Waldo Emerson instagram.com/p/Bnq9I8VhLYs/…

Life is not meant to be rushed, read about this story of Peter trying to live the 'good parts' of life only, and is given a 'magic thread' that fast forwards time (but can't go back!): davidgaultiere.com/the-magic-thre…

"I tire of these hot days..."

Be sure to zoom in on the accurate description, nothing like soul crushing hard work to make the day really fly by.