EVERYONE LOOK AT THIS JOKE MY CLASSMATE MADE

see u in the mornng

Remember when Sonic was redesigned in the 90s? Remember how he looked exactly the same, but they gave him irises? Yeah, why couldn't they just make his nose slightly longer or something?

Somebody buy me a fucking hot pickle

Can we just immediately blackball these fuckers from all platforms

If I owned a store I would so exercise my right to refuse service to anyone to its fullest. Just walk out the office up to some dude just shopping, minding his own business comparing prices and whatnot, and I'd be like " NO SHIRTPANTS ALLOWED. GET OUT OF MY STORE, SHIRTPANTS."

"Excuse me, ma'am? I'm gonna have to ask you to leave. If you were wearing a barrette, or a bobby pin or even a scrunchy it would've been fine. No hair ties. Get out."

youtu.be/pakS7Hri2Ec

Is it even satire anymore

*record scratch* *freeze frame* Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation.

Why did I have to move to a tourist trap

Everybody laughs at my petition for babies to keep their genitals intact. Nobody expects to banish circumcision

This is fucking hilarious and screw you for thinking differently "for every shot blocked you get a box of condoms"

Holy fuck why am I on this account oops