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Bernie, but not THAT Bernie

@eaglecheesecake

This account's gone, everyone interested in sticking around with me go to @LambdaTheFree

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calendar_today03-04-2013 05:54:47

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Remember when Sonic was redesigned in the 90s? Remember how he looked exactly the same, but they gave him irises? Yeah, why couldn't they just make his nose slightly longer or something?

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If I owned a store I would so exercise my right to refuse service to anyone to its fullest. Just walk out the office up to some dude just shopping, minding his own business comparing prices and whatnot, and I'd be like " NO SHIRTPANTS ALLOWED. GET OUT OF MY STORE, SHIRTPANTS."

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"Excuse me, ma'am? I'm gonna have to ask you to leave. If you were wearing a barrette, or a bobby pin or even a scrunchy it would've been fine. No hair ties. Get out."