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I used to live the 80s version of this.

counting on this to help me thru the day

using sesquipedalian in a sentence is a catch 22

Pastor Joel Osteen pays himself an annual salary of $54,000,000 from his church profits. He had a custom garage built with 20 car stalls for each of his custom vehicles. His favorite is a Ferrari 458 Italia that cost $270,000. He lives in a 70,000 sq ft mansion. In the New

I make those PEW PEW gun noises at least once a day for no reason whatsoever.

the buried lede here: Sly Stone is still alive

I'm dying of snark.

SAG ACTORS: I want to talk about AI and how it will affect you. I’m a former SAG Board Member and former SAG Negotiating Committee member. I’m also WGA and DGA. 1/

Remember when Chris Christie was a contender?

Who needs 2 tickets to YO LA TENGO in Montreal tomorrow night (6/15)?

Proud of #Vermont for being the one state to thwart Tr*mp’s clean-sweep of all 50 states, which we NEVER WOULD’VE HEARD THE END OF. 💪💚 #vtpoli

Felt the #earthquake up here in Vermont, 3 days before the #Eclipse, giving #endofdays.

you know Jimmy Carter only served one term he could run again

Orders, but never eats it.

Hope for peace, brace for chaos.