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KachKingEnterprise

@e_ofunwa

!Pray and ask for Direction before Speeding off.
!Always ready to learn a new thing, positive things tho.
!UnapologeticIgboMan
!ManUtd

!GratefulHeart

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calendar_today27-07-2021 13:43:44

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Happy new month! 🌸 May your landlord forget your debt, your fuel tank stay full, your salary actually land, and your electricity behave. March is here, let’s survive, thrive, and maybe even smile a little 😌💥. We move.

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BRICS News Tension in the Gulf? Relax. Nigeria’s intelligence and defense system has it covered. Step 1: Refresh Twitter. Step 2: Ask your neighbor. Step 3: Pray. Step 4: Hope nobody notices we’ve been improvising since independence. 🇳🇬💀 Mtchew

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Uncle Ruckus Nigeria’s defense system is fully prepared. By “fully prepared,” I mean. We have Google and WhatsApp.😌 What do we need light for crying 😭

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NEFERTITI Meanwhile in our country, we can’t decide if NEPA is on a permanent holiday, or if the power company is just on silent protest against us.

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chriscxxss No worries. Nigeria’s intelligence and defense system has been on top of things, since last century. Everything under control. Definitely. 😭 Haha 😂

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Harmless US: CIA. Israel: MOSSAD. Nigeria: WiFi, Jollof, AC. Our intelligence agency specializes in detecting who’s streaming on the WiFi, who touched the last plate of jollof, and who left the AC on overnight. National motto: “Energy must be conserved. Rice must be respected.” 🇳🇬😭

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America: We don’t negotiate with terrorists. Donald Trump: No mercy for terrorists. Benjamin Netanyahu: We will destroy the enemy above ground & below ground. The NSA: Some terrorists want peace. They are your brothers & sisters. Nigerian Army: We will rehabilitate them. 😭

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Imagine if the NSA were an Igbo person, and he came out and referred to IPOB as his “brothers.” This place wouldn’t have contained us all.

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“When people tell you who they are, believe them” Sultan of Sokoto - Terrorists are our freedom fighters Ribadu - Terrorists are our brothers Gumi - Terrorists are our children Nigerians, believe them