Nikola Jokic and Nathan MacKinnon are the first basketball/hockey players from the same city to win MVP in the same year since Magic Johnson and Wayne Gretzky in 1988-89.

Wouldn’t it be funny if one of the candidates showed up with the opposite candidate’s color tie so they were matching. Half the country probably wouldn’t realize who to root for.

Why Biden sound like he smoke a pack of Newport’s today 😂

Remember that 2010-2011 era of phish where everyone had a sign in the pit

9/7/24 - Mishawaka Amphitheatre, Bellvue, CO SET I: Hot Air Balloon → Shem-Rah Boo → Aceetobee → Hot Air Balloon #tdbsetlist #WhyWeDance

9/8/24 - Mishawaka Amphitheatre, Bellvue, CO SET II: Nughuffer → Mr. Don (inverted) → Fire Will Exchange (inverted) → Voices Insane → Abraxas → Nughuffer ENCORE: Little Shimmy in a Conga Line #tdbsetlist #WhyWeDance

They’re playin Eric Prydz at carmax at 1030 am and it’s a vibe

Son of a bic Lighter ran out (the black one) so I went to 711 but all they had was these tiny son of a bics.

Jerriatric: old enough to have seen Jerry

The battle of 295 is nearly here! This is my challenge to Mayor Bowser as we prepare to see the @ravens and Washington Commanders battle on Sunday. To ensure that debts are publicly paid, WBAL-TV 11 Baltimore is committed to sharing the pictures or video. What say ye Mayor Muriel Bowser and NBC4 Washington?

SET ONE: Box of Rain

ISO 1 for The Disco Biscuits 🌲👽🌲 town ballroom. Saturday is a special show for a friend

🌲👽🌲 RIP William James #B4L

Barstool Pizza Review - TinyBrickOven (Baltimore, MD)

S tier cable management

Win (2) Tickets to the Disco Biscuits Bubble Tour Show of Your Choice from CashorTrade! #discobiscuits #gratefulgiveaway cashortrade.org/gratefulgiveaw…

I swear people going to narnia and back in these Bossa Nova Civic Club bathrooms

If they can handcuff a U.S. Senator for asking a question, imagine what they will do to you.