Twitter brand is so strong it was renamed and it’s still Twitter.

startup idea - instagram, but it only shows you photos from people you follow and in chronological order

every fucking time i walk outside it’s a different fucking season

spring you absolute freak welcome back

“Are you ok” no it’s Monday tomorrow

yes I think children are people

just saw a mother trying to get a toddler off the ground, she went “please stand up.” multiple times before sighing and saying “will the real slim shady please stand up” and the child finally listened HELLO ??? 😭

lookin like a damn Moth !!

No other candle scent is fucking with mahogany teakwood idc

Work. Work. Work. Stay hydrated. Go to the dentist. 10,000 steps. “What’s for dinner?” Insurance. Drink water. Pay a bill. Pay a bill. Smile. Credit Score. Check engine light. Go get gas. ALLERGIES! TAXES! STUDENT LOANS! Phone storage full. Email. Email. Apple $12.99. Apple

"vagueposting" it's called a fucking subtweet and was the backbone of this website before you idiots got here

what if we started critical thoughtmaxxing

Crashing out in the gc and no one responds

GIRLS, WHEN DID OUR LIVES BECOME SO SERIOUS THAT WE STOPPED DOING RANDOM MAKEUP JUST TO TAKE A PHOTO BY THE WINDOW CURTAIN?

feeling like this lately idk

GIVE MEGAN A BAZOOKA

You need to touch saltwater sometimes not always grass.

and if i saw an alien i wouldn’t even give af honestly i got too much going on fr