that's you

okay..... vampire.....

yeah look

it's almost like im always right

someone has to talk around here

doubtful

you are the quiet sort aren't you.... pretty sure you talk to yourself though

just seem like the sort of person to do that. it's not a bad thing, just an observation

proof?

not reliable. youre shit at this

just because you sit in your dusty old office and read your musty books doesnt make you better, all it does is make you into a pompous ass

foul mood today

IM SICK OF THE LOT OF YOU

a sign??? we need one of them plaques. make it brass and huge

martins a reeeeally common name huh

(( melanie too.. im in the mood for writing..

cant walk about the archives without tripping over at least five

ah, maybe three? don't tell me there more of him about.

AT LEAST? AAUUUGH.

right.... as if there's some possibility that he's not a massive ass all the time ...