Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina.

To put things into context, Elon Musk could have bought 17,424,242,424 Twister Wraps at £1.98 each or two large pizzas from Dominos

some fella on site has just been caught having a wank in the shitters. Fully undressed?😭 long day for him

bank hol. lass says quiet weekend. hid the keys. isolation. scraping by on bottle of echo falls. rang dealer. told him the situation. he’s here. got ladders out van. impersonating a window cleaner. met him at window. bag secured. lass wonderin why he only did one window. spastic.

Sucked aff her da???

Just because canelo lost last night doesn’t mean he isn’t still p4p number one.. what he’s done the last 3/4 years is insane no other fighter has achieved what he has.

Who's up for Liam Smith vs Eubank Jr? 🙋‍♂️

Did something everyone else was scared to do👏

Can someone ask Miller & Carter to ban anyone from ordering blue steaks, barbaric!

Dear McDonald's UK, u need to take control of your little mcbitches at the window.

Has any former heavyweight world champion ever been accused of lacking so many vital fighting ingredients? It’s a miracle AJ can walk and talk: He’s got no heart, guts, desire, backbone, legs, chin, stamina, punch, boxing brain. The man must be a medical miracle!

Remember when HBO & Showtime would tell promoters, "Make the biggest fights possible or take a walk!" Fans benefitted from that and LOVED boxing. Now fans are buzzing because Canelo and Ryan Garcia - who will never fight - are trading barbs on social media. Jesus!

Saturday night in Ukraine not one person will want to see usyk lose. Saturday night in England they’ll be 100s of thousands wanting to see Aj lose, don’t be one of those. Support one of our own 👊🏾🇬🇧👑

Get busy living, or get busy dying?

Can’t believe the British public is more outraged, that Phillip Schofield jumped a que. Than they was when he was cheating on his wife with a 15 year old boy called Matthew mcgreevy who was working as a apprentice at itv. Clown world. I don’t understand morals. Phillip Schofield

Remember the days in boxing when Mike Tyson sold a fight with Lennox Lewis by telling him he's gonna eat his children? Today Eubank Jr is having two weeks of abstinence and Connor Benn is trying to get pregnant.

fucking bum. ksi if you want a real fight am right here. i know fighting. my fists are dangerous. i eat my steak blue an can climb a lamppost in 7 seconds. i once chinned an alpaca for lookin at me funny an have been on pub watch for 13 year. you mean nothing to me. easy work.

Andrew Tate Definitely political when you consider what was said here! x.com/TycoonMOfficia…

Hey Bill Gates. In this video, you came up with an inappropriate analogy comparing wearing masks to wearing pants. By the way, did you wear your pants during the 37 "dinners" you attended on Epstein Island?

Yesterday morning I was in a Wetherspoons in London and noticed a man (who I’m pretty sure was homeless) using a battered Costa cup to get free coffee refills from the coffee machine. 20 minutes passed and then I watched, gob-smacked, after a man in a suit noticed what the