(( takes a long drag…. I remember when I got spoilers for chaotix casefiles. I was at work when I got the message “Espio is fuck”….. Fr tho I know IM joking about it too because like, it is funny, but. man some of us have Jobs or Things to do

UNDERSTOOD. LOGGING BIOLOGICAL UNDER: TO BE DISMEMBERED AT EARLIEST CONVENIENCE. THANK YOU FOR YOUR PATRONAGE WITH TEAM DARK! NEVER SHOW YOUR FACE AGAIN.

gblurgh

#EverFlameFestival [ talking to the sol emeralds ] … AND THEN I PUT OD ON MY DICK. THAT IS RIGHT. I GOT GENDER NEUTRALS ON MY DICK, IT IS VERY LONG AND RIGID AND READY FOR ACTION. I COULD BLOW YOUR MIND FR FR. SIDEWAYS, FRONT WAYS, WHILE DEMOLISHING AN EGGMAN BASE…

ET TU, BRUTUS? [ talking to his go kart with a knife taped to its front ]

ANGRY BIRDS? OUTRAGED STATEMENT: THEY’RE INVITING FUCKING ANGRY BIRDS TO THE CROSSWORLDS TOURNAMENT?!?! ANGRY BIRDS???????????

I’M GREEN OMEGA

BIOLOGICAL: PINK CREATURE IDENTIFIED

THEORY: COULD SONIC BE SNEAKERS O’TOOLE?

ROBEERNIK