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Derek Zomer

@dzomer

SD ➡️ NE ➡️ SD ➡️ KS

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calendar_today23-02-2009 20:01:45

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Someone at Walmart (while in the card aisle) just asked me if I’ve seen any greeting cards for horses, then whispered something else, laughed, and walked away.

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How do you write the date? Is there a correct way? Do you do the full year at the end? What about a zero before the single number months? These are questions that keep me up at night.

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Everyone in Florida — Are you doing alright down there? The bills being introduced and passed right now are just so silly. 🙃

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You got to love high school classmates who post this type of stuff. I could unfollow but what would be the fun in that? I need to see my daily dose of crazy (like him thinking Sandy Hook was a hoax because Alex Jones told him). 😎

You got to love high school classmates who post this type of stuff. I could unfollow but what would be the fun in that? I need to see my daily dose of crazy (like him thinking Sandy Hook was a hoax because Alex Jones told him). 😎
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I can’t be on this platform anymore. The “doom scrolling” is too much. I wish you all the best and maybe see you in a few months. ✌🏼