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dyson

@dyson_spear

dont think about it too hard and enjoy it while it lasts

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calendar_today24-12-2020 06:44:25

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had to explain to my sugar-cel "dentist" that actually my gums are bleeding due to their increased bioenergetic activity, NOT the daily orange juice and soda

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tennis racket grip tape is cheaper than i thought. just added some to my lawnmower. might add to everything in my house with a handle…

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my dentist is always pushing me to pay for an oral microbiome test but shrugged when i asked if we should preemptively replace my 25 year old composite filling they also never offer teeth whitening which i’d probably go for

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my wife is mad because i said her back looks like one of those cows with the genetically modified myostatin gene it was a compliment!