Yeah i’ll be your friend… for the small price of YOUR SOUL!!!! Haha just kidding man. What’s up

Can anyone see where im coming from

this was the funniest tweet that came out of tonight 😭

theres no bigger test of patience than typing your fucking email address in on a tv with the remote

Most of you are too poor to be classist the way you are

The fact that most of you will die in the same tax bracket you were born in but are ANGRY that the poorest of the poor MIGHT be given a piece of bread and that is somehow stealing from you is insane

I hate when people make me act like my dad

If you have the money, pay for the comfort. There’s no award for suffering.

january me would not believe the life i lived this year.

Idk how you alcoholics do this shit everyday

if halloween is over then why am i still scared

This whole EBT situation just shows how inhumane some of you are. No way you find joy in folks not being able to afford food. There’s just no way…..

QUE DIOS BENDIGA A JAPÓN POR DARNOS EL SUSHI, EL ANIME Y A YAMAMOTO 🇯🇵

no noise november. everyone shut up

THEY DID IT

drinking isn’t the same anymore I be waking up in critical condition

yeah, well, not according to my warped perception of reality

just checked my funds looks like everybody getting tf out my face for christmas