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i have decided to never make a mistake ever again. just something im excited about

if instagram ever notified people when u screenshotted their story im killing myself fyi

taking a break mid conversation to tell them i’m having so much fun talking to them

missionary because i think HE’S pretty

man just asked me out at a cafe and he was ugly as fuck but if he was willing to look past how i look when im hunched over a stool, maybe i should have considered it

Cheers to those who celebrate:

some days i remember ur nose never stops growing and some days i feel it

may i be the fourth with you or whatever they say

wearing a miniskirt is a very delicate balance between making sure my vag or my butt doesn’t pop out at any given moment and also looking very hot

sorry for sending 10 messages in a row beginning with “also”… i’m a real ponderer

you almost have to laugh when it comes to how many multitudes I contain

i stay smelling my pits in public to make sure i dont smell!!!! some of u should do the same!!!!!

I like winter bc I fundamentally understand I deserve to suffer

what i want for lunch doesn’t exist yet

i’m not even catholic i’m just into guilt recreationally

Happy birthday to everyone for the rest of your lives. I can’t do this anymore