Moo Deng & Pesto the Penguin are the greatest thing to ever be brought to the social media spotlight #GlobalWarmingIsReal

Smoking some of your cats hair that somehow made its way into your grinder/bowl is just part of being a cat owner

The chiefs still da chiefs Pat McAfee

I love how New Orleans can be so disgusting yet so beautiful at the same time.

Thank you New Orleans Pelicans for giving me life when I thought all hope was lost with the New Orleans Saints

My girl got a crush on Herbert Jones and that’s okay because so do I. We always smoking on that Herb Pack!

if you're christmas shopping for me, i'm a size 6pk of strawberry lager

Sometimes you gotta go to Subway® every couple of years to remind you that it fucking sucks.

It’s really hard to contain myself when my girlfriend puts her hair in Space Buns😍

This may be the worst halftime show I’ve ever seen

Funny how yall can’t keep Drizzy name out ya mouth while Kendrick performs this lame ass halftime show. Dude playing chess not checkers

The Uber / Lyft drivers in New Orleans have to be some of the worst drivers in the whole fucking world

Almost as many pockets as dance moves Chris Brown

Yall ever at work and think to yourself how miserable you are and how much you hate it and wish you could be doing something better with your life?

it sucks knowing how much potential you have while simultaneously having zero drive

I’m so sick and fucking tired of Taco Bell being out of Baja Blast.

Currently teaching my girl about Formula 1 and I think she’s hooked. Lewis Hamilton is already her favorite driver, just like myself #ForzaFerrari

My girlfriend surprised me yesterday with her new haircut (she cut it short) and god damn she looks fine as fuck. Like yeah, that girls mine🤤

Good god my girlfriend is so fucking beautiful. We had a date night tonight because we were both off of work and I can’t keep my eyes off of her because she’s so fucking gorgeous

Honestly nothing makes me happier than hanging out with my girlfriend. Like she truly is my best friend and I can’t wait to spend the rest of my life with her.