Me, a Would-Be Arborist exchangingpleasantriesblog.com/2018/09/12/me-…

How many times do I have to go to Home Depot before I can consider myself a person who works with their hands instead of a person who works with their fingers?

All that caffeine consumed and nothing to show for it but a heart palpitation

My favorite thing about going to the Hollywood Bowl is beating myself up for watching the entire concert on the monitor

ending an email with "warmly" is a great way to freak me out

Holding my 10 month old as we looked up at the full moon I realized I’d washed his hair with the dog’s shampoo

Surprised more ppl haven’t mentioned that there are 48 hours on Spotify of Joseph Campbell’s chair creaking

It Started with Succulents exchangingpleasantriesblog.com/2019/11/04/it-…

Season 2 is really great. If you watch it you’ll see my name in the credits for longer than my usual blink-of-an-eye billing because I wrote the ninth episode with Dave Holstein!

First review of season 2 and it is B-E-A-UTIFUL ALGUIEN

This Sunday, I hope that you too will be using a 30-day free trial to watch the last two episodes of the season. Because they’re fantastic. And, honestly the important part, I wrote one of them!

“If you have yet to give the show a try, it’s never too late to delve into the dark, imaginative world of Puppet Time.” Season finale of @SHOKidding tonight!!! nytimes.com/2020/03/08/art…

Now that ALL of Season 2 of @SHOKidding is FINALLY available PLEASE GO BINGE IT!! OR watch it again! You might notice little details, like for instance the one in the final frame of the finale...

Now that I have a son who always falls asleep in the car I have a legitimate excuse to arrive at my destination and sit there on my phone for 20 minutes. Wild

WHERE ARE THE TEST KITS LEBOWSKI WHERE ARE THE TEST KITS SHIT HEAAAADDDDD

BREAKING: FREE SHOWTIME!!!!!

Wear gloves to the store, they said. #SocialDistance #Covid #PPE

I couldn’t be prouder of the work we did on @shokidding. I got to wake up every day and get paid to be as ambitious and creative as possible. I got to write for legends. I got to eat fish dinner at the Golden Globes. I may have woken up but you can never take away the dream.

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I turned around and was face-to-face with a nearly 90-year-old woman wearing a fruit basket on her head and chiquita banana lady costume. She cocked an eyebrow and stared me down. The Crown featuring Ruth Popper exchangingpleasantriesblog.com/2021/01/28/the… #ClorisLeachman