Overthinkers when the vibe of the text switches slightly.

why tf would you put the nigga with tourettes in the front seat knowing he say nigga when he see niggas

earth full gameplay guide and review: - takes 3 years to unlock voice chat - tutorial takes 18 years - banned at level 60-80 - can’t respawn - pay to win - good graphics, no lag - can’t choose your own spawn server or username - signing up takes 9 months

hannah baker weak af im on my 5356th reason still holding on

Who fucking closed last night?

Alright i’m officially unc

Every time I even stand up my dog gets excited asf. He understands that I'm a nigga who can make shit happen at any given moment

.AMC Theatres it’s time to change the coca-cola ad that shows before movies. enough with the dance battle and car race 😭

breakups are so crazy like who am i supposed to text??? i bought a new cereal and i like it - like i'm supposed to keep that information to myself ???

Next time you want to crash out, remember that Elijah wanted to die and God told him to eat and take a nap. Maybe try that.

you left because you was going through stuff, but I was going through stuff the whole time but I stayed because I had you

Seven dogs stolen from their owners have gone viral after escaping their captors and making their way home The group is believed to have travelled around 17 km together led by a corgi across highways and fields

babe are you okay you haven’t logged a film in three days

When you’re suddenly in a good mood and somehow become an extrovert for an hour

he did this in front of the hoes and they loved it. this man was unstoppable.

8 hours and no follow up girls i dont think she made it

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“Duuuude. Benson is gonna be mad…”